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Moof.
Sept 13, 2006 22:47:43 GMT -5
Post by †Mad Hatter DS† on Sept 13, 2006 22:47:43 GMT -5
-clears throat and reads-
"Today was a marvelous day, I went on a little boat dressed as a southern bell with a fancy umbrella while the man of my dreams, Dev, was rowing the boat looking quite dashing with his suit, then something happened, he smirked once we got far enough into the oceans of canada and lunged at me..it wasnt Dev, it was a rapist...times like this I wished I were a fly. Now I have a child named Linkin Butter McNugget who loves pringles. Life isnt so bad...I'll be back later diary, I have to go take some pictures of lizards in silly hats."
e____e
-holds gun to head-
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Moof.
Sept 13, 2006 22:50:56 GMT -5
Post by zimazem on Sept 13, 2006 22:50:56 GMT -5
.... Ok, the Dev part I object to. XD ... Dare I say, did he get raped in the ass or was he imagining the whole thing? XDDD;;
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Moof.
Sept 13, 2006 22:52:41 GMT -5
Post by †Mad Hatter DS† on Sept 13, 2006 22:52:41 GMT -5
LMAO!!
I have no idea xDDD
but he has a son now o___o
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Moof.
Sept 13, 2006 22:55:57 GMT -5
Post by zimazem on Sept 13, 2006 22:55:57 GMT -5
Sad... Little Linkin may not live past three... depending on where he's living... HAH. I should make an actual fic no one will be interested in for Joe's real dairy. It'll be like... the exact opposite of what you always say stuff about. XDD
Joe: JOURNAL! IT'S A JOURNAL! LITTLE GIRLS AND WOMEN HAVE DIARIES!!
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Moof.
Sept 17, 2006 14:50:13 GMT -5
Post by Skit on Sept 17, 2006 14:50:13 GMT -5
rofl you guys are INSANE.
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Moof.
Sept 18, 2006 11:23:55 GMT -5
Post by zimazem on Sept 18, 2006 11:23:55 GMT -5
Damn strait!
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